welcome Emy!

hey new iron phists member! welcome to zee community. We're glad to have ya.

Whoa... what!
Where!

This better not be another one of your tricks, Scythe.
At least, not like that fiasco with those lobsters and YoRu's straight-jacket.

Ugh, I still have nightmares about that.
That was seriously not cool, Scythe .

oh god not seki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait... what?

What did you do this time Scythe!
This better not be like that time where you took YoRu's straight-jacket and those lobsters and you...
Wait, didn't I cover that on my last post?
Darn, I'm just too confused right now.

Wiess, I think you're suffering from dementia. Please reply back after you are mentally stable. Thank you.


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Scythe42 wrote:

Wiess, I think you're suffering from dementia. Please reply back after you are mentally stable. Thank you.


This message was brought to you by - Wedges Anonymous- Don't get wedged.

DRINK THE WEDGOOL-AID. DRINK IT!!!!!!!!

Welcome Seki!!

You have been there bolting people to walls for as long as I have played Dystopia but it will be great playing more serious games with you.

wait wait... we got the other half. Still need to talk to Seki.

welcome emy&seki

Wait, wait... now I'm really confused.
Can someone explain what's happening here?

I think that nefarious Scythe is messing with my mind, although I'm not sure.


Oh, yeah, and welcome Emy and Seki...?

wait they're not the same person?

Brainwashing what now?

Welcome to whatever it is we're doing here.

Oh I meant Emy... sorry for the confusion

Dex wrote:

Oh I meant Emy... sorry for the confusion

Sorry Dex, but I'm still confused...
Maybe I should stop drinking from the bottle labled 'Unction of Confunction.'
It tastes really good but whenever I drink it, strange things happen.
Well, sometimes happy things happen, but it's mostly just strange.
Not strange in a funny way, just... strange.

Weiss wrote:

Dex wrote:

Oh I meant Emy... sorry for the confusion

Sorry Dex, but I'm still confused...
Maybe I should stop drinking from the bottle labled 'Unction of Confunction.'
It tastes really good but whenever I drink it, strange things happen.
Well, sometimes happy things happen, but it's mostly just strange.
Not strange in a funny way, just... strange.

Your face is strange.

Unction of Confunction? Even google doesn't know whats in that bottle, but the top search result yielded this enlightening image:



Is this the type of strange thing that happens when you drink from that bottle?

Scythe42 wrote:

Weiss wrote:

Dex wrote:

Oh I meant Emy... sorry for the confusion

Sorry Dex, but I'm still confused...
Maybe I should stop drinking from the bottle labled 'Unction of Confunction.'
It tastes really good but whenever I drink it, strange things happen.
Well, sometimes happy things happen, but it's mostly just strange.
Not strange in a funny way, just... strange.

Your face is strange.

What a way to uphold morale, Scythe. Insulting someone's face is a great way to keep him happy, although I find that the most effective method to improve the morale of a down-cast citizen is to simply provide him with a happiness pill.

Keep up the good work.

Dex wrote:

Unction of Confunction? Even google doesn't know whats in that bottle, but the top search result yielded this enlightening image:



Is this the type of strange thing that happens when you drink from that bottle?

I'm not sure on the exact naming of the mixture that I consumed, but yes, the image you provided depicts the effects much more accurately then any attempts I have made on showing the anomalies I witnessed when I consumed the elixer.

However, I have a question regarding the barely visible images in the background of your picture, Dex.
I still might be confused from over-consumption of an unknown liquid, but I see not only the shadow of a tree, but also stripes, as if of an American flag, something that seems to me to be a newspaper, and more triangles.

Are these objects some kind of subliminal message hidden in this picture? or am I still hopelessly confused?

Note: I find that these hidden pictures are easier to see while observing your monitor at a downwards angle, such as having one with their head low, looking up towards their monitor at an angle.

Weiss wrote:

Dex wrote:

Unction of Confunction? Even google doesn't know whats in that bottle, but the top search result yielded this enlightening image:



Is this the type of strange thing that happens when you drink from that bottle?

However, I have a question regarding the barely visible images in the background of your picture, Dex.
I still might be confused from over-consumption of an unknown liquid, but I see not only the shadow of a tree, but also stripes, as if of an American flag, something that seems to me to be a newspaper, and more triangles.

Are these objects some kind of subliminal message hidden in this picture? or am I still hopelessly confused?

Note: I find that these hidden pictures are easier to see while observing your monitor at a downwards angle, such as having one with their head low, looking up towards their monitor at an angle.

When I first saw this, I just assumed you were crazy Weiss. But then I looked a little closer, and I too saw these images and felt uncomfortable. Either neither of us is crazy, or both of us are crazy, and I suppose you might be able to find some comfort in that.


Edit: Also: welcome to FePh Emy!

my instincts tell me that emy has never been on this forum lol

This is probably a good thing, honestly. If I saw something this horrible created in my honor, I would be appalled and vacate the area immediately.

No u wouldnt chi, dont lie to us.


If you saw ANYTHING created in your honor you would be like "F ya, best thing evar!!!!!"

Thank you, Station, your comment has greatly restored my peace of mind.

Also, I do believe YoRu is correct, Chi. I find it highly improbable that you would reject anything made "in your honor."

But really, someone give Emy the link to this wonderful forum, so that our great contributions may be witnessed by the one to whom we offer them to.

pfft, I gave emy links to forum and vent info and dgl password the day he joined lol. I think he's more like "just call me when you need me to go ism".

*what the hell is ism?

ism = individual skill movement

when a really good player carries the team basically.