Ever wonder what happens in vent when evry1 else sleeps?

Now u know.

Moral(e) Officer Posts : 197 Join date : 2008-10-06

YoRu wrote:

No, Yoru, I really don't. I don't think anyone else does either.

Sorry, Therms Posts : 61 Join date : 2009-03-07

He has sweet raves too, invite only. It gets kinda creepy sometimes, since the music is him talking edited to sound like rave music....

Iron Strategist Posts : 89 Join date : 2008-10-06 Age : 31

It's more horrible than I ever could have imagined... D:

Traitor Posts : 37 Join date : 2008-10-08

the gossip of course (well... outside of vent)

5:49 PM - Kommissar Chi: an emotional epic? a tragic tale of love and loss? of jealousy and deceit!?

such juicy juicy chatlogs
5:48 PM - Kommissar Chi: that's a good thing, too. you should probably know that I have this conversation logged, john :O

The other side of people come out. gasp.... chi? a sexist???
9:32 PM - Kommissar Chi: I suppose this is the part where I should be like
9:32 PM - Kommissar Chi: WOMEN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Iron Strategist Posts : 89 Join date : 2008-10-06 Age : 31

I think this comic adequately illustrates my average conversation with John. (I'm the one with the dictionary, of course, because robots don't need to read)

*snip* (large image is large)

Your attempts to mask your fiendish ways of misogyny and discrimination by projecting them onto me are only too obvious, Mr. Anderson.

Traitor Posts : 37 Join date : 2008-10-08

It's okay chi, I've only pieced the puzzle together. I've always known that you see women as objects and that you are the true misogynist.

A little something something to feed the obsession:
5:48 PM - 916.John: 5:46 PM - Cheezburger?: 8:37 PM - Kommissar Chi: 8:34 PM - 916.John: :\ chii you've disappointed the johnburger
5:46 PM - Cheezburger?: lol
5:46 PM - Cheezburger?: savior is asking
5:46 PM - Cheezburger?: what is the johnburger
5:48 PM - Kommissar Chi: savior asked me if I had heard of a "johnburger"?

Iron Strategist Posts : 89 Join date : 2008-10-06 Age : 31

Now John, if you're going to keep Logs

, at least remember to keep the whole thing. Logs

aren't for hiding the truth, John, they're for "Telling It Like It Is

"

There are plenty you don't seem to remember, like you begging me to play in pugs at 3am, or your crippling fear of Vortex. Don't make me use my Influence

, and Charm

to alter the outcome of this situation. "I Am A Man

" after all.

Traitor Posts : 37 Join date : 2008-10-08

It's ok chi, either your lag "changes" these logs and adds to what happened or you are trying very hard to cover something. And beg? lol you've lost your mind on that. I vividly recall that I said "chi, can you play? we just need 1. You can pick the map also because the rest don't care"

And vortex?? I said my hitscan was degenerating... I never said I wouldn't annihilate him. Chi, explain to me what happened to savior... the time when I destroyed him in front of cheez.

4:29 PM - 916.John: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img132/2010/comic3again.jpg
4:29 PM - 916.John: get owned savior
4:30 PM - Savior: lol
4:30 PM - Savior: john
4:30 PM - 916.John: yeaaaa
4:30 PM - 916.John: so that's exactly how it happened
4:30 PM - 916.John: what? what? you couldn't do it to me in front of cheez?
4:30 PM - Savior: lol

916.John wrote:: 4:29 PM - 916.John: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img132/2010/comic3again.jpg

I lol'd

Iron Strategist Posts : 89 Join date : 2008-10-06 Age : 31

We've been over this!

....

His hands were cold!

Moral(e) Officer Posts : 197 Join date : 2008-10-06

lololololol. Hilarious.

Weiss wrote:

916.John wrote:: 4:29 PM - 916.John: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img132/2010/comic3again.jpg

I lol'd

i more than lol'd

Posts : 44 Join date : 2009-02-23

lol... on a completely unrelated note...
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/23/russia.skating.bear.death/index.html

Iron Strategist Posts : 89 Join date : 2008-10-06 Age : 31

Dear God.

That article leaves me caught somewhere between horrified, amazed, and amused.

It all goes to show that you can't trust bears. D:

Traitor Posts : 37 Join date : 2008-10-08

"perform tricks such as riding motorcycles"

Link if you can find a video on this lol.

I feel like I should explain these trademarks with some testimonials...sorta:

Logs™
8:28 AM - k9: man
8:29 AM - k9: u seriously got to stop saving conversations :D
8:29 AM - k9: its like
8:29 AM - k9: u will be one of those old creepy men
8:29 AM - 916.John: lol

"Telling It Like It Is™ "
6:25 PM - 916.John: but yea she'll be good, she has good aim but
6:25 PM - 916.John: she's weird sometimes with weird weapons
6:26 PM - Taara: Yeah, I really think she should play for some clan
6:26 PM - 916.John: lol
6:26 PM - 916.John: i dunno
6:27 PM - Taara: Seriously though, tank need another anyway
6:27 PM - Taara: roster is quite short
6:27 PM - Taara: and she's better than ledge ledge
6:27 PM - Taara: Of course if she wants to play and all
6:27 PM - 916.John: but
6:27 PM - 916.John: she's a girl
6:27 PM - Taara: So what
6:27 PM - Taara: Get over you misogony
6:27 PM - Taara: lol

Influence™
8:49 PM - 916.John: i have too much influence to be swept away
8:49 PM - ashleysomething: oooooo check you out :)

Charm™
2:10 PM - Lox and Bagels: I DONT LIKE YOU!
2:11 PM - 916.John: see told you she hates me
2:11 PM - Cheezburger?: lol
2:11 PM - Cheezburger?: well she can't just admit it john
2:12 PM - Cheezburger?: that would make things easy
2:12 PM - 916.John: lol

"I Am A Man™ "
khalidcs911: is she asking for a scrim ?
John: nah i normally decide everything
khalidcs911: decide ?
khalidcs911: xD!
John: yea
John: got to be a man and take control
khalidcs911: LOOOL controol of what ?
John: of your woman... dummy
khalidcs911: john
khalidcs911: ur scaring me
John: lol

-- Editor's Note

Alternative etymology:
916.John: havent you seen my picture?
916.John: its a picture of a MAN